Effective date: 18 February 2026 ·
App: GlowDown (com.glowdown.app)
GlowDown is a for-fun app that lets you photograph a space — a desk, room, gaming setup, and more — and get a playful, AI-style “roast,” a Setup Score, and redesign tips. GlowDown is designed to be private by default: your photos are analysed on your device and stay there. This policy explains what information the app handles and how it is protected.
The following information is created and kept only on your device and is never sent to us:
When you roast a photo, GlowDown analyses the image locally on your device (for example, estimating overall brightness, colour and how busy the scene is) and then selects from a built-in library of roast lines and tips that ships inside the app. No photo, and no analysis of it, is sent off your device. There is no server and no online AI involved in creating your roast.
GlowDown offers one-time in-app purchases (“GlowDown Pro” and a “remove watermark” option). Purchases are processed by Google Play Billing. GlowDown never sees or stores your payment card details; it only receives whether the purchase was successful so it can unlock the feature. Google’s handling of payment information is described in Google’s own privacy policy.
Redesign plans may include optional shopping suggestions. Tapping a suggestion opens a search on a third-party retailer’s website in your browser, and these links may earn GlowDown a small affiliate commission at no extra cost to you. Once you leave the app, the retailer’s own privacy policy and terms apply. GlowDown does not share any of your data with retailers.
We do not share your data with anyone, because we do not collect it. GlowDown contains no advertising SDKs, no analytics SDKs, and no crash-reporting service operated by us. The only time your content leaves your device is when you share a roast or image using the Android share sheet, or open a shopping link yourself.
Because your data is stored locally, you are always in control of it. You can delete individual roasts within the app, and uninstalling GlowDown removes all of its data from your device. Anything you shared or saved yourself remains wherever you saved it until you delete it.
GlowDown is meant to roast spaces and objects, for laughs. Roast text is generated automatically and is not directed at any real person. Please photograph rooms and things — avoid faces and anything private.
GlowDown is not directed at children and does not knowingly collect personal information from children.
Your data resides on your device and is protected by your device’s own security. Because nothing is uploaded to us, there is no server-side copy of your photos or roasts to protect.
We may update this policy from time to time. Material changes will be reflected on this page with a new effective date.
If you have any questions about this privacy policy, contact us at:
mposthuma.mp@gmail.com